This is Colonel Stieffer of the SS. He has a special assignment for you.
A pleasure, Colonel. A real pleasure. Whatever I can do for the SS will be a real privilege. And I am deeply moved by being chosen for this task! I know that this handshake will be the beginning of a long and lasting friendship!
The SS has no friends.
Yes, sir, I think you've got a good idea on that. After all, when you add what you spend on dinner parties, luncheons, gifts- who needs the expense of friendship, when a little hatred doesn't cost you a cent?
Let Colonel Stieffer talk for a change.
Yes, sir. Schutltz! Not another word out of you until the Colonel is finished.
We have a very special prisoner we're turning over to you. And we expect you to make sure he doesn't escape.
Sir, I can assure you, no one has ever escaped from Stalag 13.
So far he's escaped from nine of your camps since his capture.
Well, he won't be leaving here so easily!
If he does, you will be leaving yourself. Carrying snow shoes and a Russian road map!
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