Carter, please. You could put me into lots of trouble. They might send me to the Eastern Front.
Gee, I wouldn't want that to happen.
That's not the worst of it. They might give me 10 days leave!
What's wrong with that, for pete's sake?
I would have to spend it with my wife.
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