May I ask you something? Why are we building a boat? What are you up to?
You really want to know, Schultz? Well-
Please don't tell me. How about Captain Michaels? How are you going to get him out of the camp?
(inhales to speak)
Please don't tell me. Why am I asking you? Schultz, where is your sense of loyalty? Helping the enemies? Schultz, Schultz! What is happening to you?
Ah, c'mon, Schultz. If you're gonna psychoanalyze yourself, go find a couch. We're busy here.
How about the Kommandant?
(now talking about the officers' club) He gave me his word he wouldn't peek. Wants it to be a surprise.
Oh, BOY, is he going to be surprised.
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