Hannibal
It's not snack time! I want your opinion.
Toast
Oh, well, I'd lose the hat, dude. It reeks.
Hannibal
No, not my wardrobe! If you were going to invade Rome, which way would you go?
Toast
[stares at the map and turns it upside-down] Uh... let's see...
Hannibal
[points to map] It's right here!!
Toast
Oh, right, gotcha. Uh... okay, I would go, like, uh... this way?
Hannibal
Of course you would! Because you have the I.Q. of a fence! Which is precisely why we will go through the Alps, and invade from the North instead! Assemble the troops!
Toast
Woah, check me out! I'm like, a military strategist. That's pretty cool, huh?
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