Alexa quotes from Highlander: The Series

Methos

Excuse me, if I sat at a table, would you be my waitress?

(to Joe) Is he a good tipper?

Joe Dawson

No.

Alexa

Well. Too bad. Makes up for it in cute, though.

Methos

Cute. I can do cute.

Methos

I'm, uh, Adam Pierson.

Alexa

Where are you from?

Methos

Umm...

Alexa

Your accent. Your not from here.

Methos

No, I've traveled a lot.

Alexa

Really?!?! Paris?

Methos

Paris is too full of Parisians. Even the French don't like Paris.

Alexa

Venice?

Methos

Venice, the smell alone would kill you.

Alexa

A little young to be so cynical, aren't you?

Methos

Well, if you say so.

Alexa

I just did. (leaves)

Methos

What did I say?

Joe

Ah, forget it, Alexa's not your type, OK?

Alexa

Well... either you like to drink or you're crazy about the blues.

Methos

No, I was waiting for you... I see I leave you speechless, this is an excellent start.

Alexa

A start to what?

Methos

To... Dinner, a film, a concert, a smile, a sunset, a walk, all of the above, whatever you would like...

Alexa

Do women really fall for that line?

Methos

I have no idea, I've never used it before.

Alexa

.... Why do you want to go out with me?

Methos

Because the alternative is unthinkable.

Alexa

I'm dying. You see, don't you? We can't go out tomorrow.

Methos

Absolutely. We'd better make it tonight.