Charlie DeSalvo quotes from Highlander: The Series

Charlie DeSalvo

[to MacLeod] It's funny. This time I'm the one leaving with the girl, and you're stuck here running the dojo.

Charlie DeSalvo

You got a visitor.

Duncan MacLeod

But I'm not even here yet.

Duncan

I've gotta go to Japan.

Charlie

Japan?

Duncan

Yeah, you know. Land of the Rising Sun. Hai!

Charlie

You just got back!

Duncan

That was Paris. It's a different continent.

Charlie

Very funny, MacLeod.

Duncan

I'll give you the air miles.

Charlie

How long have you been gone?

Duncan

Six months.

Charlie

Yeah right, so for six months, everything is quiet. I don't even get a hangnail. And all of a sudden you show up and I'm fighting to save my teeth.

Duncan

Don't thank me all at once, Charlie.