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Highlander: The Series · Season 4, Episode 11

“Timeless” quotes from Highlander: The Series

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“Timeless” · Season 4, Episode 11

In this episode: Methos (6), Alexa (4), Duncan MacLeod (3), Joe Dawson (3)

You really are a spoiled brat.

CJClaudia Jardine

I was a spoiled brat when we first met, but now... I'm a genius.

Silly me, I forgot. (hands her a glass) Here. It's not poisoned, although I'm tempted.

CClaudia

You know, just because you think you own me doesn't mean you can tell me how to live my life.

I don't think I own you.

CClaudia

Oh yes you do. If you hadn't paid for Juilliard, the Paris Conservatory, I would probably be stuck in some crummy lounge in Las Vegas doing my one millionth rendition of Proud Mary.

Is this a thank you I'm hearing?

CClaudia

I thank you by being brilliant.

She said modestly.

Excuse me, if I sat at a table, would you be my waitress?

ABAlexa Bond

(to Joe) Is he a good tipper?

Well. Too bad. Makes up for it in cute, though.

Cute. I can do cute.

I'm, uh, Adam Pierson.

Where are you from?

Umm...

Your accent. Your not from here.

No, I've traveled a lot.

Really?!?! Paris?

Paris is too full of Parisians. Even the French don't like Paris.

Venice?

Venice, the smell alone would kill you.

A little young to be so cynical, aren't you?

Well, if you say so.

I just did. (leaves)

What did I say?

Ah, forget it, Alexa's not your type, OK?

[Discussing Claudia]

How long have you known her?

Since she was 14. She was living with a foster family. Pretty poor, and intimidated that they had a prodigy in their midst.

And does she know...

That she's one of us? Doesn't have a clue.

[Walter has been trying to kill her]

You're completely insane!

WWalter

It makes so much sense, MacLeod! Don't read something diabolical into it.

Immortality is not a game of tag. You can't say "you're it!" or "you're it!". It's not for us to decide when a mortal life is over.

WWalter

But I must. If she doesn't die, now, at the pinnacle of her genius, it could be lost forever.

You don't know that!

WWalter

Ooh, Shakespeare. I found my purpose, MacLeod. Imagine, Claudia Jardine's talent living on through the ages... under my loving guidance.

Walter, get a life!

WWalter

Don't you see, she'll thank me. She will always be young, and beautiful, and passionate...

...and what happens when her fans see that she's not getting any older?

Well... either you like to drink or you're crazy about the blues.

No, I was waiting for you... I see I leave you speechless, this is an excellent start.

A start to what?

To... Dinner, a film, a concert, a smile, a sunset, a walk, all of the above, whatever you would like...

Do women really fall for that line?

I have no idea, I've never used it before.

.... Why do you want to go out with me?

Because the alternative is unthinkable.

I'm dying. You see, don't you? We can't go out tomorrow.

Absolutely. We'd better make it tonight.

Where's Alexa? We have a date.

She called in sick.

Where does she live?

Adam, she doesn't want to see you, OK? Just leave her alone.

Joe, I didn't ask for your opinion. I know she's dying, OK. You are all dying. 20 years, 6 months, what's the difference?

She's protecting herself. She's protecting you, don't you get it?

Yes, I get it! Now tell me where she lives.

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