Michelle quotes from Highlander: The Series

Whoa, hold up, time out! That was the morgue. I was in the morgue!

Duncan MacLeod

Keep your voice down.

Michelle

Why?

Duncan

Because we are sneaking out of here!

Michelle

No, I mean, why was I in there?

Duncan

Don't worry, you're not dead.

Michelle

Oh, gee, thanks. That explains it.

Michelle

You mean I'm never going to turn nineteen?

Duncan

But you might get to see a thousand.

Michelle

You do know I've always had a thing for you. Since the first time I laid eyes on you.

Duncan

You were eleven years old!

Michelle

I matured early.

Michelle

Oh, so is that what you guys do? Run around chopping each other's heads off?

Duncan

Until there's only one of us left alive.

Michelle

I don't think so.

Duncan

Michelle, I'm not your father and this isn't a fairy tale! Now you either learn the Game, or you die.

Michelle

You know, Duncan, you really have a gift for taking the fun out of eternal life.

Duncan

It'll get better.

Michelle

I sure hope so.

Duncan

No, I mean your... outlook.

Michelle

Oops. Almost slipped. You were gonna say "attitude".

Michelle

You know what, Duncan? That is "Dad speak". And you're pretty lousy at that too.