Hetalia - Axis Powers Season 1 quotes

Japan

I made a series of boxes with even smaller and smaller boxes inside of them.

Woah! There's another box inside this box! And yet another box inside this box inside that smaller box! And this one has... No way! Another one! It's like Box-Inception, when do I wake up?!

Oh skít… what the cripes! I don’t get hardly any tourists anymore. I don’t care what it takes! I gotta get popular again, like, real quick. Hæ. Nice to meet you; I’m Iceland, a new character. Ah…

Blublub… blub… blub…

blublublublublublub…

Ah… ohh… uwaa…

Dudes, this is an emergency! As the paper thing in front of you with those crazy drawings that are supposedly words says, a majority of humanity-

China

*yawn*

-has been turned into noppera-bō ghosty blobs-

-by the freaky beam of light-

France

Chu!

-other noppera-bō, or bow, or bahh-I don’t really know how to say it. Tony, my righteous alien dude friend, told me they’re Pictonians from the planet Picto. For real, dudes; Picto’s in like way far outer space.

Japan

It is a Japanese monster without a nose, eyes, or a mouth. Its proper name is a “noppera-bō,” ok?

Wait a tick. Are you trying to say this is all your fault, Japan?!

Japan

No, I was simply explaining what noppera means; no more, no less!