Hetalia - Axis Powers Season 1 quotes

Oh, America?

When it comes to this internet stuff, I am the man, my man! Now let's track this bad guy down, blow him up, and send 'em to hell!

Wow, yes thanks! Please be having at it!

'Sup bird! What's the haps? Brah, your connection is slow.

Well it is a DSL line so...

Estonia's internet is notoriously slow, so connectivity tends to be an issue. Or 90's retro for the hipsters. Of course, American sites don't help, what with flash pages, huge images, full screen videos, and hilarious cats.

HYAAAAAA-!

Thanks to you, I think we'll get him soon. While you've been closing in on his location, I've been analyzing the records left on the server. I am starting to see traces of him now! It is very exciting.

It wasn't meeee...

Yes it was.

Yeah! Hahahaha! The hero strikes again!

Heh... Who's that...? I don't understand. According to my calculation, the culprit was-

Estoniaaaaaa...

So the culprit has been caught. I'm glad to hear that. Yeah, now I can read your blog again! I've been cleared of suspicion, and things have been settled amicably.