Really? I thought they sounded like fun.
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Your standards are rather, relaxed.
Why did you stop, Japan?
Many clubs meet in that room. Including the Friends of Stucco, the Lick-Your-Own-Elbow Club, and the Competitive Sarong Team.
These ones sound even weirder than the other ones. I suppose we have to check them out.
Correct! It is our duty!
Hello?
M. Night Shyamalan!
HAHAHAHA! Welcome to my lair Newspaper Club! If you are wondering who was the president of all those awesome-sounding things, it is I, Italy! Gotcha!
Why did you set up all these wastes of time you little dummkopf?
If you stop squishing my brain I'll make you vice-president!
Idiot.
Having gotten to the bottom of things, they published their issue and lived snackily ever after! Especially him(Italy).
Once upon a time, once upon a very different time, believe it or not, Russia was the one being bullied. Those mean old kids from Mongolia used to chase him around and then, a rather strange child joined them.
The Teutonic Knights later became the delight known as Prussia. Back then, lonely Russia thought the world would be a better place if only Lithuania would be friends with him.
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