Hetalia - Axis Powers Season 1 quotes

Austria

Italy…

Austria

You should really take the day off. If you go around like this it’s only going to depress us.

Chibitalia

Ah… yes sir…

Yeah… I already heard about it from Lithuania. So… no. Wasting my life in European politics would make me gassy! Oh! I’m thinking about painting my house a wicked hipster pink! It’d make Romania so jealous!

Look, I’m not a dweeb. I know I’ve got to front it A-style when it’s game time!

Neigh!

Yo ‘sup playa! I got the good deal on 10,000 ponies to add to my arsenal, right? Picture it! They’ll shoot right over our heads!

France

Ahh!!

Rumor has it that you were mortally wounded; is that true!? I blame Germany!!

No… you must not… I was in the process of creating our new weapon called the panjandrum, when… well, you know how drunk the Scots like to get.

Listen to me… we spent too much of our time fighting… but I want you to know… (heavy breathing)… I don’t hate you… I know it must have seemed that way… (heavy breathing) the truth is, um…

Uhhhhhhh…!!!

See? I told you he’d wake up if we did that!

France

Ahhchoo! Ugh…

Japan

Ah…achoo!