Hetalia - Axis Powers quotes

I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED!!! Christmas is so saved, dawg!! Who cares about a few AWOL Santas when you got the best Chris Cringle of like, ever!?

YOU TIT!

Thank you! But how do we give all the gifts on time?

Prime, baby!

Piss off, arsehole.

Today I'm going to get presents from every Santa in the world! Everyone always loves to buy stuff for their cute and adorable relatives like me! Alright, jerk-britain Santa, you better be listening!

Oi, sorry kid, totally forgot to buy you a gift this year. We'll just order some'fin' online.

NOT EVEN THE GUARD-(can't make out what he's saying sorry :( )

Does he do anything besides cry??

Oops! I totally forgot to buy him a gift this year.

France

Christmas. All of Paris lights up with the aura. (phone rings) Simply magnifique under the pale moonlight. (phone rings) Ugh. Sacre Bleu, what do you want?! I was in the middle of splendid peace and traquility damnit!

Forget that, we have a Santa Claus crisis!

A few have gone missing. You wouldn't happen to be doing another mass-execution, would you??

France

Oh please! It's not like we do that every year! Now then. I suppose I could lend you a hand, for the right compensation...

I'll pass. Suffice it to say, we could do one without one of your labour strikes.