Have it your way! But might I suggest having Hungary to be Santa and visit me later tonight?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I wanted her to visit me! Never mind that, I'll just do it.
No human alive wants to see Santa Claus drunk off his ass and in the nude!
Bollocks! I won't go to the pub first!
Non! You're always stealing and pillaging too! If you're not naked and drunk, then you're being dickish and eerie and pervy and creepy and nasty and cruel and weird as hell!!
BEBaby England
Mean old dummy!
BFBaby France
Don't make me laugh! Hurry and hit me with your best shot!
CFChild France
Ohonhonhonhonhon. That cannot be the best you come up with. English is not a very compelling language.
EEngland(Not too long ago)
You just don't know when to give up, dumb stupid bugger headed dummy!
FFrance(Not too long ago)
It's nice to see you still suck at slinging insults!
What?! Why you bloody moron cheeky stupid-face!!
Some things never change, Sherlock!
Yeah?! I'm a cumber-bitch and proud!
Excelent work men, looks like we are right on schedule.
Me? I went with the usual; Toys und bratwurst.
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