Hetalia - Axis Powers quotes

A shooting star! Wowww!

I wish Britain would get a headache and go home! I wish Britain would get a headache and go home! I wish Britain would get a headache and go home! I wish Britain would get a headache and go home! I wish Britain would get a headache and go home!

Stars are magical! If you make a wish on one, it has to come true!

Germany

I can’t believe that you’re really this naïve. A headache won’t make Britain go back home! Go to bed before I beat you even senselesser.

And you…?

Germany

I can’t go to bed. Someone has to stand guard for us.

Hey! Would you wake me up when it’s my turn to play guard? Buona notte!

Germany

Ja, ja, guten Naught.

Man, he’s so high maintenance!

Germany

Mm? Another…

I wish Italy would be cured of being a pussy. Please, make it so he doesn’t smell like garlic all the time…! Und, if you could make him a little less cheery every day und a little more serious like me. Also, teach him to drive, bathe, worry, and frown. It might also be good to have him split the atoms so we could make a weapon of unparalleled destruction.

Righto! So we’ll make an all-out attack on those two tomorrow! In terms of the sheer numbers of soldiers, there’s no way they could possibly—ahhh….!!

Britain totally got a star stuck in his head! That’s badass! Hahaha!

It was reported that Britain went home because of a headache…!

Japan

The son of Mr. Yoshida—he’s a bento shop owner—made Axis themed lunches for us. Would you like one? He actually made them specifically with our three countries in mind. Mine has rice with a pickled plum on top!