Hetalia - Axis Powers quotes

So tell me, what kind of a man doesn’t have a woman in-a bed with him every night?

Germany

Achtung…

When I was-a your age, I had a plethora of lovely ladies around me! Oh, are you not into girls?

Germany

I will punch you in the throat!!

Come on-a now; don’t be so sensitive! No one here’s-a judging you! There’s nothing wrong with playing for another team! And everyone likes to experiment a little, except me, of course.

Germany

You sound just like France…

Well, there’s always a bit of the self-a love, is there not?

Can you believe I was-a ever that small… first, Carthage fell, and then others died. Good times! Ah, memories…! I just ate, had sex, fought, had sex, and slept every day!

Germany

In the year 753 BC… Rome is said to have been founded by Romulus and Remus, who were raised by a wolf.

Germany

Then, around 509 BC, you banished the king and made the country a republic. Afterwards, you won land utilizing law und military power. Italy was unified in 272 BC. Only then did you extend your power throughout the Mediterranean Sea. Then you defeated Carthage.

No way…! You’re right! Get out of here; you’re a fan, aren’t you? You’re-a my fan!

Germany

No… I-I’m not… I just have respect for you-

Of course! Respect away, then! Have as much respect for me as you want; I’m so moved! You have-a touched an old man, my friend!!

Hey, Germany!

Germany

Duah!