Hercules: The Legendary Journeys · Season 4, Episode 12
Come on, girls! Hurry along! Too many bubbles can make you go blind!
(sees Cupcake and Autolycus)
Cupcake? Is this-- gentleman bothering you?
Oh, no. I was just stroking his poodle.
(to Cupcake) You hardly know him. Now, run along. You're dripping all over the floor.
Gimme some sugar, baby.
(to Autolycus) I never thought a sm-- small-town girl like me would be lucky enough to find a swell guy like you. Most men lie-- and steal-- and lead double lives. But it's different with you.
I'm so sorry.
Think nothing of it, my dear. Why, the world is just a chaotic stage, just teaming with activity. A little bump-and-grind here and there is to be expected.
Well, gee-- I never thought of it that way, Mister. I guess you're right.
Why, where are my manners? Huh! I forgot to introduce myself. Pharsiferus Von Baklava, Esquire, at your service.
Ahh! Golly! I have never had an esquire at my service before. I'm Cupcake. Oh-- is that your dog?
Why, yes it is. Cupcake, meet Creampuff. I named her after my greatest culinary creation.
You-- invented the Creampuff?
I certainly did. I own a string of bakeries all across Greece. Oh, gods forgive me, but I am a slave to my sweet-tooth.
Ahh-- you don't say.
Oh, I do-be-do-- but the money, the castles-- that can't mean a thing to me until I know all the animals of the world are safe and happy. I guess that's why I turned my gardens into a-- sanctuary for abused wildlife.
You mean-- you care about animals that much?
How could I not? Just look at that face.
Oooh.
There, there-- I rescued Creampuff, here, from a band of murderous pirates.
Oh, my. That sounds so dangerous.
It was, Cupcake-- very-- very dangerous.
Oh-- wow. It's not every day that I meet an-- animal-loving, dare-devil, pastry mogul with a sweet-tooth like mine.
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