“Episode Fourteen” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Fuck me. Burnt one side. (returns to the workstation) All of you, come here! Yeah, come here. Look. No colour and look. Burnt.

(interview) Really dude? It's a fucking piece of fish. I mean, like come on! Step it up a little bit.

[to Brian; gives him a piece of fish] Come here, just take a bite of that. Just take a bite. Eat it, you fuckwit. How does it taste?

Tastes like fish, chef.

Excuse me? (brief pause) Smartass, you want to be funny now, do you? (throws his spoon) You're such a dick.

(interview) Brian, really? Right now is not the time to fucking crack jokes, bro.

Get out, get out. Fucking idiot.

Fuck. [walks out of the kitchen] Seriously? (interview) That was a mistake of epic proportions. I did not mean to be a smartass.

[rekindles Brian] "Tastes like fish." What a fucking dick.

(interview) It was just the first thing that came to my head.

[sees Brian] Hey, come here you fuckface. What are you doing here?

I'm not done!

Don't fucking shout at me. I'm going to ask you one more fucking time. You give me a bullshit answer, that jacket's coming off and you're going through that door home. How did that fish taste?

Shit.

So why did you give it to me?

I didn't see the bottom. I didn't see the bottom chef. It's not going to happen again.

Oh, fuck me. The chicken is raw! All of you! ALL OF YOU! (to Brian) THAT'S YOU, FUCKER! [knocks his hand on the workstation] The chicken it comes up...

Raw.

RAW!

Fuck! (interview) Robyn, really? It's pink, it's still fucking bleeding. Come on, get it right.

Robyn, really? Really?! [throws his spoon away] RAW! (to Brian) Hey comedian! Crack a fucking joke now! I fucking dare you! [knocks his hand on the workstation]

I have nothing funny to say, chef.

Start again!

I mean, fuck me. [returns to the workstation] Hey.

Really?

You, you, you, you. Come here. [Robyn whips her towel] Hey, look. Raw. Do I really have to serve that? [throws the chicken away] MADNESS! Get out.

Don't kick them out, chef, Just kick me out--

Hey listen. Don't you fucking dare tell me what to do. You, you, you, you: fuck off!

FUCK! I fucking hate this damn chicken! [Clemenza throws his towel away]

GET OUT! (as they exit) We are fucked here.

Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! Oh, Jesus. [returns to the workstation] Aaaahhh. I could cry. I could just... I could just cry. [throws his spoon]

Christina Wilson

Agh - fuck.

[knocks the workstation with both hands] STOP! Come here, you. Let me show you something: I've got raw, raw fucking catfish there.

Christina Wilson

Ah...

Then there's burnt shit there.

(interview) What are you thinking, Kimmie? This is not happening! NO!

(points to each member of the Red team) You, you, you, you, GET OUT! YOU'RE A FUCKING DISGRACE!

Christina Wilson

Fuck!

Hey (Christina), hey! Yeah, touch! [tosses a piece of catfish to Christina] That's the raw bits!

Christina Wilson

Yeah, I see it, chef. I see it.

Fucking disgrace! GET OUT!

Christina Wilson

(interview) We didn't finish service because of that fucking fish station. It was supposed to Kimmie's time to shine. I don't fucking get it.

Stay there. Stay there. Trust me; Scott, Andi, and I will finish the service. Let me tell you that. That was shocking. I can't take any more. Do me a big favour: Each of you have a good chat, based on tonight's service, and come up with one individual from each team that should be leaving Hell's Kitchen tonight. And I hope to hell that all of you are feeling like shit.

Yes, chef.

Pathetic. All of you, upstairs. Get out of here.

(interview) Dinner service was disgusting once again. It's just dumb mistakes. It's really frustrating.