Marti quotes from Hellcats

Marti

I'm sorry if my awesomeness confounds your narrow view of humanity.

Savannah

And other times it's easy.

Marti

My first time was totally unexpected, okay? It was in the back of a Buick off Route 51 with somebody I never thought it would happen with.

Savannah

Were you in love with him?

Marti

That's a complicated question.

Marti

I did something I regret with Dan.

Vanessa

Savannah's Dan?

Marti

He was my Dan first.

Marti

No one will give me a chance to apologize, or explain, or anything. So...I just can't let myself care anymore.

Vanessa

I think you do care. But the one thing I can't coach is desire, so if you wanna give up, so be it.

Marti

I don't have a choice.

Vanessa

You're as good as any of the girls in there. I can go in there and simply tell them you're flying, but I don't like to run my team that way. But if you decide that your spot on this team, in this family, is worth fighting for, I'm gonna support you.

Marti

Savannah, you're my best girlfriend. I don't have one of those. I never did before, and I can't lose you.

Savannah

Well, if it helps, I enjoyed hitting you with a pillow.

Marti

This is your first time at sectionals as a Hellcat. You have to fly.

Savannah

I can't let you.

Marti

This is so small but...it's something I can do for you. Something I can, I can give up for you. So let me. Please.

Savannah

How do you explain that my ankle miraculously healed?

Marti

Acupuncture?

Savannah

That's good.

(looking at the Hellcats calendar) Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Marti

I'm thinking, "Stop staring creepily at my photo."

Dan

You do know how to sell a song, Marti Perkins.

Marti

Hey, you know, wedding audiences are easy. Lots of booze and optimism.

Savannah

(to Marti) I don't get it, what does Dan see in her?

Marti

Her flawless protruding breasts, I don't know.

Savannah

I wanna punch 'em! (Marti snickers)

(to the Hellcats) You ladies...wearing underwear?

Marti

You guys wearing a dunce cap? You should be. You're underdressed without it.

Touché.

Savannah

Why are we cheering for these creeps again?

Alice

We have to, or we lose the song.

Marti

Lil' Kim's looking pretty attractive right about now.