I'm gonna come down, untangle the rope and I'm going to bring it to you, alright?
Take it easy, alright? [Danny starts to climb, but stumbles] Hey, easy! I'm not going to catch your ass if you fall!
I'd rather you not catch me if I fall, okay?
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[about going through a case of fish shipped to Morimoto's] Okay buddy, after you.
That's for you, babe, I can't get my cast wet. [holds up his casted arm]
That's low. That's really low. What exactly are we looking for?
We'll know when we find it. So be thorough-
Be thorough, okay.
Yeah, check every fish Danny, every fish in the box.
[glares at Steve] You're gonna pay for this. One hundred percent.
[Steve is surprised that Kamekona is serving him breakfast]
Kamekona, what are you doing here?
Came to cook you breakfast.
Okay, let me rephrase that: What are you doing in my house?
Kukui High versus McKinley's semi-final game. We bet. I lost. Okay, that was a joke, brah.
Oh, no joke, brother.
Kamekona no welch. Had that little punk made his free throws, you would've been taking me to the water park this weekend. Instead, I gotta serve as your personal chef the whole week. First up, spam. Potato frittatas and spam fried rice.
Okay, so everything you're going to cook for me this week, is it going to have Spam in it?
Of course. It's the Hawaiian steak, the nectar of the islands.
Do you know what's in Spam? I'll tell you. It's processed pork parts, salt, and meat stock.
That's what give 'em the glaze. Taste.
[avoids him] I don't want to taste.
SASpecial Agent Allison Marsh
Well, gentlemen, this is an FBI matter now. And the FBI will be taking over the case. Thanks for your effort.
First of all, you're welcome. Second of all, a little boy's going to grow up without a mother because of a leak in your agency!
MMarsh
Listen to me. You cannot go after Jimmy Cannon.
Watch me!
RCReggie Cole
Look, my job was to get Jimmy Cannon. I don't know who shot me. I don't know who set me up. All I know is that Jimmy Cannon ordered the hit! Now look...look I know you guys are trying to do your jobs... but Jimmy Cannon killed my wife. He killed a federal agent. You don't know who you're dealing with. He's going to put walls up in front of you wherever you go.
We're going to go wherever the case takes us. And let me tell you, you want guys like us on this, because we'll go through those walls.
JCJimmy Cannon
Every investigation against me has come up empty, you know why?
No, why?
CCannon
Because there's nothing to find. Now, growing up in poverty and making something of yourself used to be considered a virtue in this country.
Is that Capone? [to Danny] Did he just quote Capone?
I think it was Gotti.
[to Cannon] John Gotti? Is that John Gotti?
CCannon
[pause] Are you two done? 'Cause I'd like to get back to lunch with my son.
That's fair enough. You only see him once a year.
We know who Jimmy Cannon is. What we don't know is who Reggie Cole is going to be once he finds out who the leak is or if he tracks down one of the shooters.
Well, you were married, you have a daughter. What would you do?
Well I would want to just kill everybody, but I would never do that. I would not risk going to prison, I could not do that to Grace. You, forget it. I don't even want to know what you would do.
Oh, I would be by the book.
[looks at Steve in shock, facetiously] The book??
I would be by the book.
Which book would that be, I ask? The Patriot Act for Dummies? How to Nuke Your Enemies? War and Peace?...minus the peace part?
[smirks at Danny's "rant"] It's funny.
I'm going to talk to these models.
Okay, well, just stay with questions that relate to the case, all right?
What is that supposed to mean?
What it means is I know you. I'm just saying stick to the case.
[protests] Hey, hey, they're just women.
CChin
Who happen to be insanely hot and make millions of dollars.
[feigns innocence] I didn't know either of those things.
[Kono, Steve and Chin all grin at him]
[Kono and HPD forensics specialist Charlie Fong talk at the crime lab]
Did you graduate from Kukui High?
CCharlie
Nope. Punahou.
You're not going to make this easy are you?
FFong
Just the crime-solving stuff.
[Steve insists on Chin coming clean about his corruption charges to the IA review board]
Look Chin, listen this is gonna clear your name.
Yeah, it will, but at what cost? My uncle was a righteous cop, Steve. In his 25 years, he put away hundreds of criminals. Guys that deserved to be off the streets. And if he's found guilty, they'll enact judicial review. All of his past convictions will be called into question. Guilty men will walk straight out of prison.
Let me call the governor.
No. This is my problem. I'll handle it.
Why is a fashion photographer sending coded texts? All right...you know what? I'm going to send this to Catherine. She can have the, uh, the boys in intel run it through–
[interrupts Steve] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What?
It's not coded texts. Okay? No need for your little Ramboette. Okay, this is not your, uh, cloak and dagger spook speak. This is Danny's world.
[Marcum's thugs pull up at Kamekona's shave ice stand while Danny and Steve lie in wait for them.]
TThug
So, Kamekona, what's this about you not wanting to pay Marcum? You play dumb? Answer me. You like getting lickins?
I'm sorry. I just overheard...did you say "lickings"? You know how difficult it is to sound like a tough guy when you use a word like "lickings"? You should try "beatings". Like, "I'm gonna give you a beating". It works, trust me, on a lot of different levels.
[McGarrett had handcuffed Jenna Kaye to his car before a raid.]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there a car attached to you? [Kaye looks down at her wrist]
Oh. Weird.
[Jenna Kaye and Steve McGarrett confront Fallon Global official Elliot Connor at his office]
You shifted in your chair and touched your face as you were answering the question. Those are both signs of deception, plus you added unnecessary details about delivering the papers just to make your lies sound more credible.
Does Jeff know that you're using his house to cheat on his sister?
ECElliott Connor
What? That's absurd!
Wow. Mock outrage - that's a bad one.
You know, Gracie, when I was a little keiki like you, my mama used to bring me this chicken every time I was sick.
GWGrace Williams
Fried chicken isn't good for you. It has cholesterol and causes heart disease.
Nah, a little bit of grease is good for you. Helps the insides stay lubricated.
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