[Steve is surprised that Kamekona is serving him breakfast]
Kamekona, what are you doing here?
Came to cook you breakfast.
Okay, let me rephrase that: What are you doing in my house?
Kukui High versus McKinley's semi-final game. We bet. I lost. Okay, that was a joke, brah.
Oh, no joke, brother.
Kamekona no welch. Had that little punk made his free throws, you would've been taking me to the water park this weekend. Instead, I gotta serve as your personal chef the whole week. First up, spam. Potato frittatas and spam fried rice.
Okay, so everything you're going to cook for me this week, is it going to have Spam in it?
Of course. It's the Hawaiian steak, the nectar of the islands.
Do you know what's in Spam? I'll tell you. It's processed pork parts, salt, and meat stock.
That's what give 'em the glaze. Taste.
[avoids him] I don't want to taste.
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