Hawaii Five-0 · Season 1
If my wife asks you, don't tell I had this stuff. You tell her that I had the diet plate. That's the turkey burger with no bun and a scoop of cottage cheese.
Why would your wife ask me that question???
Why the hell would the Red Sox sell Babe Ruth for $5000? I don't know. Don't ask me to explain marriage to you.
[sees the combat suit on Danny's desk] What are you gonna do with a $80 million piece of hardware?
I'm gonna wear it.
You're gonna wear it?
Yeah! Because this thing is, you know, completely McGarrett-proof. It's been designed for your partner to wear.
Oh, we're doing that. Still with it? Six years. Since the day I've met you you've been telling me I'm trying to kill you.
What's your point?
What's my point? My point is it's getting old. You're very much alive! You're very much alive, which means I have your back. I've always had your back.
I do have to admit I am perplexed by the name that Kamekona has chosen for her. [everyone looks at the boat's side, on which "SS Thong Magnet" is painted in bright pink]
I didn't pick it, Doc. This boat is from a HPD property forfeiture auction. Re-painting wasn't in the budget.
[sees Steve and Danny] Hey...Jersey, McGruff. What a coincidence.
[after finding out Toast created the game his kids play] Let me explain something to you, my kids, Charlie and Grace, they play this game non-stop. Must have spent $100 on it just last month.
Yeah, that's the beauty of in-app purchases.
Yeah, I don't think there is anything beautiful about it. I think that it is a scam. You're ripping off children is what you're doing. I mean, you give them the app for free, and then they got to pay if they want to keep playing for the power-ups and the boosts or whatever you call it. You're like a drug dealer pushing dope. First taste is free, then they're hooked for life.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
I hate the game, I do very much.
[looks at Toast] I can't believe you narc'd me out.
I can't believe you're still running Linux on a 32-bit Samurai stack. Get out of the dark ages, dude.
[final lines of the series] You ready?
Yeah.
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