Every conversation is scanned for key words. Here, give me your phone, I'll show you.
Umm...
Hello. Mail bomb.
Uh, heh... um...
Assassination.
Hey, can I have that back? I just remembered...
Fertilizer.
...I'm almost out of minutes.
Same-sex marriages. Patagonia. Nader for President.
See, nothing happened. Nobody's monitoring these things!
[overlooking them] Huh, I always took Reducto for a libertarian.
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