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Hancock's Half Hour · Season 1, Episode 15

Hancock, Bill and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Hancock is being exploited as a tourist attraction by Sid, as The Wild Man of the Woods.]

Hancock

I refuse to make a public exhibition of myself!

Bill

Hey! Hey Sid, look! What's that up there in the trees?

Sid

Ah nothing, probably a squirrel or something, now look, Hancock—

Bill

No, no it's not a sirrel S— [cast and audience descend into giggles]

Hancock

... if Mr Kerr will say "it's not a sirrel Squid", then...

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