Hank quotes from Grimm

Dr. Harper

Well, it's definitely a puncture wound. But I can't tell you what made it. I've never seen a needle gauge this big.

Nick

So was she allergic to apitoxin?

Dr. Harper

No. But medical records never kept anyone from dying. I found close to 50 milligrams of apitoxin in her system. A bee sting carries about .1 milligram.

Hank

That would make it a bee the size of LeBron James.

Dr. Harper

More like the big three combined.

Nick

Okay, sports fans.

Hank

[At the beekeeper's] What makes a guy want to work, every day, in such a dangerous environment?

Nick

What, robbery/homicide too tame for you?

Hank

Let's take a look at the case files Burman sent us.

Juliette

Uh-uh, my patient is not doing anything but resting and not scratching for the next eight hours. Dude, if you were a dog, I would've already tranquilized you.

Hank

I can't believe any of these women wanted to be anywhere near this guy.

Nick

You know what? I'm betting it's the toads.

Hank

Yeah, right, toads. If it was only that easy. Maybe I'll get me some toads.

Nick

The Bramble House, Bed and Breakfast.

Hank

You know it?

Nick

When do I have time for a bed or breakfast?

Hank

Let's check with the cab companies, see if they made any drop-offs at a B & B you "don't have time for".

I guess they're gonna have to face the music.

Hank

Really? You went there?

Somebody had to.

Sean

[reading newspaper headline] "Rats Dine On Beloved Teacher."

Nick

That's a little cold.

Hank

Guess who came to dinner.

You're never gonna believe this. I talked to Sammy, the guy who put on the illegal rave - Your perp is DJ Rechid Kat!

Hank

Who's DJ Rechid Kat?

[to Nick] Tell me you know.

Nick

Of course I know. Everybody knows. Who's DJ Rechid Kat?

Only the most famous raver in Portland! Not that men of your age would know what I'm talking about.

Hank

How many rats?

Nick

What?

Hank

For the report, how many rats do you think were down there?

Nick

Sorry, I didn't stop to count them.

Hank

I'd like to put a million, 'cause that's what it seemed like.

Nick

Put a thousand. Nobody's gonna believe a million.

Hank

No one's gonna believe a thousand.

Hank

I haven't had that much fun since that drunk threw up on me at the Christmas Party.

Nick

Wasn't that Sergeant Wu?

Hank

Nice house.

Nick

Nice cars.

Hank

And bad things still happen.

It's kinda weird, there's not a bit of food left. No sleeping bag, no blankets. Got millions of dollars worth of marijuana plants out there and not one of them was taken.

Hank

You're saying somebody killed him for his supplies?

That's what it looks like.

Nick

Somebody got their priorities screwed up.

Hank

Maybe we're talking Bigfoot.

Nick

I don't think Bigfoot would fit in the sleeping bag.

Sean

You're lucky to be alive. Pulling a stunt like that. I should have your badge.

Hank

If you want it, you can have it.

Sean

I'd rather have you alive and wearing it.

Hank

Love's a funny thing.

Nick

You must be laughing all the time.

Hank

I hate places like this.

Nick

Why? It's just stuff.

Hank

Nah, it's people's lives falling apart. What's left when the good times are over. The stuff of dreams.

Nick

Thanks. Now I'm creeped out.