Jo quotes from Grey's Anatomy

Arizona

What, you think someone's gonna swipe that thing?

Miranda

Hey, someone could. Then all of a sudden, she's walking around outside.

Arizona

They're locked in cells.

Miranda

And I'd be trapped on the inside. No one knows me, no one trusts me. My record says that I'm in for theft or worse. So who's gonna listen to me when I'm yelling that there's been some horrible mix-up? Nobody. Nobody listens. I never get my hair done. My teeth go bad. I die in here.

Arizona

That can't happen, right?

Jo

Just don't lose your badge.

Ben

You've been in your head all day. It's fine, 'cause I covered for you, but talk to someone. Work it out.

Jo

What do you need, Warren? Do you need me to be fragile? Do you need me to fall apart?

Ben

Oh, come on, now.

Jo

Would that help you? Because you keep looking at me with your eyes all soft like you want to help me, you want to make me feel better. I don't need to feel better. I don't need your sympathy. Stuff like this happens, and I am built for it. I'm fine. Leave me alone.

Alex

You think you’re gonna handle it?

Jo

Handle it? I’m a freaking WARRIOR QUEEN!

Jo

Okay, um, so, what would you do now if you were me?

Meredith

Oh. I would, um, be proud of myself.

Jo

Okay, that’s not what I was-

Meredith

I’m proud of you, Wilson.

Jo

Okay

Richard

Um, is everything alright, Dr. Wilson?

Jo

Dr. Grey is creeping me out!

Jo

[in the mirror] I am your Chief Resident. What does that mean? It means that I am your chief. Your boss, your commander, your overlord, your queen. It means when I speak, you listen. And when you make mistakes, of reflects on me. So no mistakes! [to Alex] Was it good? Was it scary?

Alex

Very. Very scary.

Jo

Really?

Alex

No.

Jo

What? Didn’t I sound like Bailey? I was trying to sound like Bailey!

Alex

[chuckles] Oh, no.

Meredith

And what are you not going to do?

Not find you.

Meredith

Or?

Mention this to Kepner.

Meredith

Correct.

Secret club!

Jo

Oh, my God.

Meredith

The cookies had marijuana in them.

WHAT?!

Meredith

Yes, I didn’t want to scare you.

Jackson

So you went with rat poison?

Arizona

You scared me to death!

Jo

You knew they had weed in them.

Arizona

Right. Yeah. I-I forgot.