April Kepner quotes from Grey's Anatomy

Bailey

Page Riggs.

April

He just said...

Bailey

I can hear.

April

You know that Dr. Hunt punched Dr. Riggs.

Bailey

The only way they're gonna learn to work together is if they work together, so any cardio consults that get paged to the pit, you page Riggs.

April

You know this is my one happy place right now? Please don't make it a crappy place.

Bailey

Oh, Kepner. I feel you. I do. Page Riggs.

April

I'm not telling him because we have been through enough. Especially him. Because he never got over the last one. He never had the chance to, and I am hanging on to every last shred of faith I have that this time, it'll be okay. But he doesn't have that. So it'll just be better if he doesn't know yet.

Alex

It won't. You're making it worse.

Jackson

All right, I have been going over the paperwork, you know, for the lawyer. The prenup, post-nup, whatever.

April

You know, I just... I don't need this.

Jackson

At first glance, it was actually really frustrating, you know, 'cause I wasn't finding anything that was actually gonna help my case. It was just so fair. Um, and I realized that was because it was written by two people who really loved each other, two people who really wanted to protect each other, who really wanted what was best for each other. And, April, I, uh... I don't know where those people went. I don't know if we can fix us, April. I don't know if we should. But I know I don't like who I am turning into. I don't want to treat you... This person who wrote this, who signed this, was your best friend. You were my best friend, April, my favorite person. And I realized that that's who I should be dealing with. We should treat each other the way we did on this paper.

April

Why didn't you just tell me? Alright, forget it.

Jackson

You good?

April

What?

Jackson

I stared at him from across the room thinking he would see me. Recognize. My face, my eyes, anything. All I got was 'you good?' No recognition. Like I was anyone. No one.

April

He played me? That’s what you’re saying? Dr. Webber played me?

Owen

I said nothing of the sort. But yes. And now I’m gonna go over there.

Owen

Every day, I compete with death, and more often than not- I win.

April

Okay, G.I. Joe.

April

All right, people are dying. It is your job to save their lives.

What are the rules?

April

This is real life, Blood Bank. In a harsh and uncaring world, the only rule is there are no rules. People are bleeding! People are dying! Go! Go! Go! Why aren’t you moving? Let’s go!

Meredith

The cookies had marijuana in them.

WHAT?!

Meredith

Yes, I didn’t want to scare you.

Jackson

So you went with rat poison?

Arizona

You scared me to death!

Jo

You knew they had weed in them.

Arizona

Right. Yeah. I-I forgot.

Jackson

Hey. We can make a better vagina, you know? I’m gonna go back. That sounds wrong. Vaginas are terrific the way they are. Honestly, I love ‘em, you know. Um, I came from one, so this one, hers, actually. Hey, ma.

Catherine

That’s not what the script says.

April

What? Oh, my god.

Arizona

Sofia stole the money so that she could buy a plane ticket to New York. And she didn’t want to tell me because she didn’t want to hurt my feelings.

April

She said that?

Arizona

No, I read it in her diary. I picked the stupid lock.