Alison, Warren and others in “Unfinished Business”

Laura, have you interviewed Count Blah yet? He is such a talent, and so professional.

Oh, yes, if by professional, you mean stealing his entire act from a Sesame Street character.

That's a filthy lie! That son-of-a-bitch stole my bit, blah!

Blah and the--and the Count from Sesame Street have this, like, playful rivalry. I love when you do that. It's totally fake.

Fake, just like his accent. I'm from Romania. He's from New Jersey. And I'll tell you another thing about him. Yeah, he once showed up in an emergency room with 1, 2, 3 -- 3 gerbils!