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S1 E8

Green Eggs and Ham · Season 1, Episode 8

E.B. and Guy in “Rain”

E.B.

I have to find those beans. My mom was starting to trust me, and I don’t wanna mess that up.

Guy

No beans. We need to get back safely. Your mom finally let me in and... Well, I don’t wanna mess that up.

E.B.

Let you in?

Guy

Yeah [stammers] Into the cabin.

E.B.

Wait a minute. You like my mom!

Guy

No. No, I don’t.

E.B.

You do! You totally have a crush on her.

Guy

Fine! Maybe I got a little one, but she hates me. I really need your help here.

E.B.

[scoffs] And you’ve been using me to get in good with her.

Guy

[stammering] It wasn’t even my idea.

E.B.

You are so messed up!

Guy

Please don’t blow this for me.

E.B.

Well, if you want my mom to like you, you have to do what I say. I’m the gatekeeper.

Guy

[sighs] Fine, you’re the gatekeeper

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