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Green Eggs and Ham · Season 1, Episode 3

Sam I Am, Guy and others in “Train”

Sam I Am

By the way, hope you don’t mind, I helped myself to your toothbrush. Well, our toothbrush, am I right?

Guy

Our toothbrush? There is no our toothbrush. There is no our anything!

Sam I Am

What do you mean? We’re a team. Dream team!

Guy

Oh, I wish this was a dream. But you have turned my life into a nightmare. Because of you, I’m a felon, I nearly drowned, and you’ve stolen my wallet at least three times! Every moment, I’m with you is a disaster! [changes his pajama hat to his regular hat] So, I’m leaving. Now. Bye.

Sam I Am

But... But!

[Guy shuts the door.]

Sam I Am

Don't worry, big fella. He'll come back.

McWinkle: Good morning.

[Guy gasps in horror.]

Gluntz

You're going down, target!

Guy

[terrified] NO, NO, NO, NO!!!

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