Listen, Sam, it's time we went our separate ways. [turns around and finds that Sam is not there] Sam? Sam?
[from over at the station] Relax, best friend! I'm right here!
[With the weary resignation, Guy picks up the luggage and heads to the station where Sam is]
This guy. Already gone two seconds and he already misses me. Needy! [heads over to Guy] Here is your ticket and here is your change [presents Guy's wallet]
That's my wallet.
I figured I deserved a ticket for saving your life. Good news! We've got seventy-seven bruckles left.
[Sam puts it into Guy's pocket. Guy, agitated, tries to swat Sam's arms away]
We? There is no we.
[Guy shoves Sam's luggage into him and storms over to the train]
ALL ABOARD!
This is so us.
As soon as this train ride is over, we are going our separate ways forever. And we'd better not be sitting next to each other.
[giggling] I wouldn't dream of it.
[The scene cuts to Sam and Guy sitting on opposite seats. Guy looks fed up and uncomfortable]
Across is much better. This way we get to look right at each other when we chat.
[Guy quietly seethes while Sam gushes]
They say the eyes are the windows to the soul.
[Guy continues to glare at him]
And... there. I just saw your soul.
[Guy clutches his face and groans]
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