[pants] Oh my gosh! This is crazy. I'm-I'm losing my mind. We have to get out of here. We have to go back... to the real world!
[many people and Mabel gasp out of earshot; Waffle Guards tackle Dipper down on the ground]
Hey!
Under Article Smiley Face of Exhibit Squeaky Duck, you are hereby accused of breaking our one rule—mentioning reality. [people mutter indistinctly] Prepare to be banished from this land forever! [open a portal out to much-destroyed Gravity Falls]
Mabel! You're smarter than this! Bill has you hypnotized or something! Are you really gonna let them banish me!?!
No! Of course not! That's my brother, guys! There's gotta be another way.
Very well. If Dipper wishes to stay, he must plead his case in the ultimate trial... of fantasy vs. reality. [is bitten] Hey! Seriously?!
[pointing to a stuffed rhino] It was him.
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