I'll die before I join you! I know your weakness, Bill!
Oh, yeah? And I know a riddle: Why did the old man do this? [holds his arms at his sides vertically]
[copying Bill's pose] "This?" [Bill suddenly turns him into a gold statue]
Because I needed a new backscratcher. [Laughs with the Henchmaniacs]
That's ENOUGH! Hand over my uncle! [Holds up Journal 3] Or else!
Now isn't...this...INTERESTING? [teleports right in front of Dipper] My old puppet is back for an encore! [dangles the petrified Ford] You think you can stop me? Go ahead, Pinetree, show me what you got!
[flips through Journal 3] I...uh, I...[sees a blacklight entry on Bill saying "IF HE GAINS PHYSICAL FORM THEN ALL IS LOST!"]
[mockingly] "I, um, I-" Do it, kid! Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now! Whaddya got, Pinetree? Everyone's waiting! DO IT!
BILL-! [lunges at Bill, who effortlessly blasts him into a tree. The Henchmaniacs jeer]
[levitates the Journals] That's right. Don't be a hero, kid! [shows Ford] This is what happens to heroes in my world! [Sets the Journals aflame]
NO! The Journals!
Not much of a threat now, are you?
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