[At the Gravity Falls High School]
My dawgs! What up?
Wendy, what are you doing here?
Ugh, high school registration.
Ooh! You know, I'm only a year away from high school myself. Would you say your experience is more "rom-com", or "wacky romp"?
More like "teen horror movie". High school is the worst. Classes get super-hard, your body just flat out turns against you, and worst of all, everybody hates you!
Can't do it! CAN'T DO ANOTHER YEAR!
My hormones are like a SWEATY CAGE!
Why aren't they singing about following their dreams? TV taught me that high school was like some sort of musical.
TV lied, man! If you can avoid growing up, do it! I'd give anything to be twelve again.
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