Yo, C-beth, are you seriously pulling this "pure of heart" scam again?
That is messed up, man.
Wait, "scam"?
Kid, unicorns can't see into your heart. All our dumb horns can do is glow, point towards the nearest rainbow and play rave music! [horn lights up and plays music]
Yeah, the whole "pure of heart" racket is just a line we use to get humans to leave us alone.
[awkwardly] Guys, shut up...
[enraged] All this time... all this time, I thought I was a bad person, but you're even worse than I am!
Okay, fine! So you learned our secret. We're jerks, okay? We have more hair than we know what to do with, and we keep it to ourselves just to tick humans off. What are you gonna do about it? Huh, huh? What are you gonna do?!
[Mabel punches her on the nose, making it leak rainbow-colored blood]
Woo! Go, Mabel!
Join the dark side!
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