[Dipper and Mabel go off to enjoy Pioneer Day]
Grunkle Stan, you coming?
No thank you. Just remember: if you two come back to the Shack talking like these people, you're dead to me.
[In an old-timey accent] There's a carpetbagger in the turnip cellar.
[Likewise] Well, hornswaggle my haversack.
[They spit on the ground and runoff, laughing]
DEAD TO ME!
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