I'm bonkers for eating you alive.
No! [Screams as a stabbing sound is heard]
Lee! Okay, okay... I'm with you kid! 100%, man!
[possessing Mabel, flies up behind counter; through Mabel, deep voice] Welcome.
[Scream]
They got Mabel!
Welcome to your graves, young trespassers. [Kicks legs and laughs]
We're super sorry for hanging out in your store!
Yeah! Can we just go now and leave forever?
Well... okay. You're free to go. [Opens doors] But before you leave, hot dogs are now half off. I know it might be crazy, but you gotta try these dogs.
[Scream and run for the door]
[Closes doors] Just kidding about the hot dog sale.
Just let us out of here already!
I don't like your tone. [Dissolves Nate]
[Reappears as a hot dog on the stove] No! I'M A HOT DOG!
It begins. [Makes everything float to the ceiling] Welcome to your home for all eternity!
Dipper, what do we do?!
DUCK! [Dipper and Wendy duck to avoid a flying shelf]
[Points] Quick! In there! [Dipper and Wendy Run to a tipped over ice machine and hide inside and pant]
What do they want from us?!
Revenge, I guess?
What did we do wrong?
Okay, let's try to figure out the pattern here. Why was each person taken? Tambry was texting, Thompson was playing a video game, Lee was being sarcastic; it doesn't make any sense!
Yeah! I mean, those are all just normal teenage things.
Wendy, say that last part again.
Normal teenage things?
Of course! Stay here until I get back! [crawls out of the freezer]
Dude, what are you doing?!
Hey ghost!
[twists Mabel's head around to face Dipper, then turns the rest of her body towards him]
I've got something to tell you! I'm not a teenager!
[drops everything that's floating and appears holding Mabel by her hair with Ma] Hohoho! Well why didn't you say so? [drops Mabel into a pile of candy]
WAAH! [Lands in the candy and rubs her head] Ohhh...
Back when we were alive, teenagers were a scourge on our store.
Always sassafrassing customers with their boomy-boxes and disrespectful short pants. So we decided to up and ban them. But they retaliated with their newfangled rap music.
The lyrics were so hateful.
Homework's whack, and so are rules. Tucking in your shirt's for fools.
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