Butch Gilzean quotes from Gotham

Butch Gilzean

Falcone's gonna have the whole city looking for us.

Butch Gilzean

Tabby, baby, the past few weeks have been the best of my life. And it's OK that you don't love me, because I love you. For a guy like me, that's enough. [to Nygma] And you. You're damn right I killed her. I killed the woman you loved. You know what she said to me right before I put a bullet in her brain? You know what she told me? She said she wished she would have been with a real man.

Fish Mooney

I'll play this thing loyal and bide my time. But I swear, Butch, on my sainted mother's grave, some day soon, I am going to kill that old man with my bare hands and my teeth.

Butch Gilzean

I'll be holding your shoes.

Oswald Cobblepot

[sniffing Mooney] Lilacs. Mmm. You smell good.

Fish Mooney

You don't.

Oswald Cobblepot

Snappy as ever. Oh! Well, good-bye then. Sorry you're grumpy with me. But, reaching out in friendship is never wrong. [leaves]

Butch Gilzean

Man, that dude's creepy.

[while Cobblepot murders Pritchard] Why are you doing this?

Butch Gilzean

Darlin', I got no freakin' idea. We've been doing crazy stuff all day long.

Butch Gilzean

Let me do the talking. Just smile and make like we're friends.

Selina Kyle

Friends? That's an extra hundred.

Butch Gilzean

Chiseler.

Jim Gordon

You tell us what the hell is going on with Penguin, or we leave you with Zsasz.

Butch Gilzean

You can't do that.

Jim Gordon

Bullock?

Harvey Bullock

We can totally do that.

Butch Gilzean

You're just that fond of me.

Tabitha Galavan

Strangely enough, I am kind of fond for you. I mean, normally, I go for handsome, intelligent men, not brutes, but you have an amazing... animal vitality about you.

Butch Gilzean

I'm smarter than I look.

Tabitha Galavan

You must be.

Butch Gilzean

Oh, funny lady.

Boss, you'll never guess who just knocked on the door

Butch Gilzean

If I'll never guess, then why not just tell me, jackass? If you say I have three guesses, well, then that's a game. It's an annoying and stupid game, but at least it makes sense.

Butch Gilzean

[about Barbara] She scares me.

Tabitha Galavan

Don't be a baby. She's harmless.

Butch Gilzean

Honey, I know you like her, but she's mad as a bag of squirrels.

Tabitha Galavan

She says she's cured.

Butch Gilzean

That's exactly what an insane person would say!

Selina Kyle

You okay, Butch? World getting you down?

Butch Gilzean

[sighs] Yeah, I'm fine, kid. And you're too young to be in here. Scram.

Selina Kyle

Jeesh. Just trying to be nice. [leaves]

Butch Gilzean

[to Cobblepot, about Tabitha] Just seeing her kills me, you know?

Oswald Cobblepot

Get over it. And that child just stole your wallet.

Oswald Cobblepot

This is it, Butch. She's finally cornered, like a rat!

Butch Gilzean

Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? The cops are already there.

Oswald Cobblepot

GCPD is not Gotham. Gotham listens to me.

Oswald Cobblepot

I can't be bought, but I can be stolen with a glance. I'm useless to one, but priceless to two. Love. They love me.

Edward Nygma

If you would have bought the election, you never would have known. Now you do. Feels good, doesn't it?

Oswald Cobblepot

How did you know I would win?

Edward Nygma

I believe in you, Oswald. Even when you don't believe in yourself.

Oswald Cobblepot

[to Butch] You. You never believed I could win this election on my own. I think maybe you're not cut out for this after all.

Butch Gilzean

What?!

Oswald Cobblepot

Oh, don't worry, I still need someone to crack skulls. [to Nygma] C'mon, Ed, we've got plans to make.

Butch Gilzean

Let me see this through. When I get my place beside Penguin back, I'll protect you.

Tabitha Galavan

Oh, you'll do more than that. You'll owe me. And one day, I'm gonna collect.

Butch Gilzean

I can't believe you'd turn on Oswald too.

Victor Zsasz

Uh, hello? Pot? Kettle? Black?