Victor Zsasz quotes from Gotham

Victor Zsasz

[after getting shot] Ugh. Unexpected.

Victor Zsasz

I'm here for Gilzean. Anyone who leaves now, leaves alive. Anyone who stays, dies. You have 60 seconds to do the math.

Victor Zsasz

You guys got any canned peaches? Man, I'd give an arm and a leg for some of those right now. Not mine. Somebody else's.

Victor Zsasz

Hi, Jim. Relax. I'm supposed to take you in alive. Don Falcone wants to talk.

Jim Gordon

Tell Falcone we'll talk. But not today.

Victor Zsasz

Don't be that way. "Alive" is a very broad category. A man with no hands can still be alive.

Victor Zsasz

Do I kill him now?

Oswald Cobblepot

No, make him a nice cheese toastie - yes, kill him now!

Victor Zsasz

Just wanted to be clear.

Butch Gilzean

I can't believe you'd turn on Oswald too.

Victor Zsasz

Uh, hello? Pot? Kettle? Black?

Victor Zsasz

You messed up, Jim. Killed the Don's son. He's beside himself. I've never seen him like this before.

Jim Gordon

I wanna speak to him.

Victor Zsasz

Oh no, we're way past that. It's only a matter of time before he gives the nod to put a bullet in your head.

Jim Gordon

You could try.

Victor Zsasz

I don't... try. And I never stop. You won't see me coming, and you won't feel a thing. If we don't get a chance to talk before then, it's been really nice knowing you. You're a good egg. Also, nice shot on Mario. Never liked him.

Victor Zsasz

You ladies were not easy to track down. [glances around at shabby apartment] Although I can see why you don't advertise. Didn't you used to be rich?

Tabitha Galavan

That was before your boss stole my club.

Victor Zsasz

Well, you murdered his mom and tried to kill him, so... call it even?

Oswald Cobblepot

You know, your father taught me many things. Among them was to nurture a healthy paranoia. For example: when I took over, some of his old capos went underground. Now, perhaps they vanished for good... or perhaps they're waiting for Falcone to return and lead the rebellion. [laughs] Who knows? But I hear your father's voice whispering in my ear: "Be careful". Now, I need to know that you are not on some fool's errand to rebuild your father's empire. Otherwise... [gestures towards Zsasz]

Victor Zsasz

[whispers] I'm gonna stab you.

Sofia Falcone

I was 13 when my father first sent me away. He said that Gotham was too dangerous. This is my home. I wanted to come home. Is that enough?

Oswald Cobblepot

Gotham - mother to us all. [smiles] I think we have nothing to worry about. Give your father my best, will you?

Oswald Cobblepot

Victor, we will be having a chat with Miss Falcone.

Victor Zsasz

Just so we're clear, is this a "chat" chat, or a "shovel in the trunk" kind of chat?

Oswald Cobblepot

Get the shovel.

Harvey Bullock

You two! Don't come any closer!

Victor Zsasz

Bullock? Dude, I thought you stopped being a cop! Guess it didn't take, huh?

Harvey Bullock

Not so much.

Victor Zsasz

You remember Wendell, don't you?

[grins] Howdy.

Harvey Bullock

I don't know why you two are here, and I don't care! Walk away!

Victor Zsasz

See, I'm afraid we can't do that.

We're not leaving here without the Penguin.

Victor Zsasz

Harvey, do yourself a favor: Give us Penguin, and... live to get drunk another day. Hmm?

Harvey Bullock

As tempting as that sounds, no.

Victor Zsasz

I did not make that building go boom, Jim.

Oswald Cobblepot

[interjecting] Oh, please! You gave up any shred of honor long ago! Why should we believe a snake like you?

Victor Zsasz

Because I would never take credit for someone else's work.

Oswald Cobblepot

Oh, no, you would just betray anyone and everyone for the right price!

Victor Zsasz

Is this about Sofia Falcone? Because you should really move past that. It's not healthy.

Victor Zsasz

I wonder what Ivy's doing right now...

Harvey Bullock

Hey, lover boy!

Victor Zsasz

Are you serious right now?

Harvey Bullock

As a heart attack.

Victor Zsasz

[laughs] What an idiot.

Harvey Bullock

[takes off the helmet] Ah, that felt good.