Selina Kyle quotes from Gotham

Selina Kyle

Uh, hi. [shrugs] A girl's got to shop.

Selina Kyle

[to Bruce] Hit me, and I'll let you kiss me.

Selina Kyle

I'm sick and tired of not being taken seriously, of all those selfish guys out there who treat me like I'm stupid. Alone, I can't do much about it. With Barbara, maybe. But with you and Barbara? The three of us could give all those creeps a run for their money.

Selina Kyle

So this is Bruce's new Gotham. I like the old one.

Bruce Wayne

It's from the Chinese Ming dynasty. Five... five-hundred-years old.

Selina Kyle

You can get one just like it for $5 in Chinatown.

Selina Kyle

Why are you doing that?

Bruce Wayne

Training.

Selina Kyle

Oh... like the boxing. So, if anyone mugs you with a diving board, you'll be ready, huh?

Bruce Wayne

Why can't I call Alfred or Detective Gordon to let them know I'm okay?

Selina Kyle

Because we're disappearing. You got to be like smoke. Smoke doesn't make phone calls.

Selina Kyle

Let me ask you a question. What's up with all the weird homework about your mom and dad?

Bruce Wayne

I'm trying to understand why it happened.

Selina Kyle

There's no why. Bad stuff happens. You--you got to get over it.

Bruce Wayne

Maybe you're right.

Selina Kyle

Of course I'm right. You want to kiss me?

Bruce Wayne

No, thank you.

Bruce Wayne

I know you. You're Mario Pepper's daughter.

Yes. Who are you?

Bruce Wayne

I'm Bruce Wayne.

[bitter] Yes, you are. Billionaire Bruce Wayne.

Selina Kyle

Stay cool, now, Ivy…

I am cool! Why would you tell me to stay cool? Why are you telling me what to do?

Selina Kyle

I'm not. I'm just saying I don't want you to get mad at him. He's a friend.

Why would I get mad at him? It's not his fault. [gives Bruce an accusing look] Is it? Did you kill my father? Did you make my mother cut her wrists?

Bruce Wayne

[stunned] No.

Somebody did. Somebody did, but not him. What are you doing? Are you doing okay?

Bruce Wayne

I'm okay. And you?

[agitated] I'm doing okay. How do I look?

Bruce Wayne

[a little stunned] You look good.

Selina Kyle

[to Ivy] Have you seen Clyde the fence around?

Yeah, he's working out of the Factory on the Narrows. [looks to Bruce] He's cute, isn't he?

Selina Kyle

Yes, he is. ptakes Bruce by the arm and starts leaving] Uh, thanks, Ivy, good to see you. Uh... we got to go run and see Clyde.

Oh. Okay, fine. Bye, then.

Selina Kyle

Keep. Moving.

Bruce Wayne

She's just a little girl. Why are you so scared of her? [looks back to Ivy]

Selina Kyle

[alarmed] Because she's scary! Don't look back!

Jim Gordon

How long have you been here?

Selina Kyle

Just last night... and a couple times before. I knew your girlfriend was gone, and I heard that you got sent to guard that loony bin, so I figured better here than sleeping on the street.

Jim Gordon

Have you seen Barbara?

Selina Kyle

No. Oh, so things are over between you two, huh? Sure you should be here, then? Maybe you're the one breaking in.

Jim Gordon

Get your things. I'm taking you someplace safe.

Selina Kyle

"Someplace safe", like Wayne Manor? That was your last great idea.

Jim Gordon

So someplace else. You're still the only witness to the Wayne murders.

Selina Kyle

Hmmm. You haven't talked to Bruce since you got back?

Jim Gordon

No, why?

Selina Kyle

Because I told him already. I didn't see anything. I lied. [pause] Sucks about your girlfriend. She's got some really nice stuff.

Barbara Kean

You know, you're turning into quite a beautiful woman.

Selina Kyle

No, I'm not.

Barbara Kean

Remove the dirt, that old hood, those ratty clothes…I bet we find a princess underneath.

Barbara Kean

You're a true beauty. Something you can use to your advantage. Your appearance can be a weapon, as powerful as any knife or gun.

Selina Kyle

Yeah? What good's it done you?

Selina Kyle

Could've smashed your head in with a brick, you know?

Bruce Wayne

Why would you do that? Why'd you even say that?

Selina Kyle

Just thought you should know.

Selina Kyle

[waltzing with Bruce] Everyone's staring at us.

Bruce Wayne

Well, I am Bruce Wayne. [Selina shakes her head in exasperation] Well, I am!

Bridgit Pike

Who cares if you're free? What good's freedom if you're alone?

Selina Kyle

What good's family if you're a slave?