Selina Kyle quotes from Gotham

Butch Gilzean

Let me do the talking. Just smile and make like we're friends.

Selina Kyle

Friends? That's an extra hundred.

Butch Gilzean

Chiseler.

Bridgit Pike

Why are you helping me?

Selina Kyle

Maybe you remind me of me... if I was a doofus.

Selina Kyle

You're cute, for a doctor.

Dr. Leslie Thompkins

Thanks. You're cute, for a gangster.

[after Bruce leaves the room] While it's just us girls, let me give you a little advice. You come around here again... it would be bad for you.

Selina Kyle

Who the hell are you?

I'm Bruce's friend. His only friend. And you're a piece of gutter trash. Let me ask you something: Would anyone miss you if one day you were just... gone? [Selina says nothing] I didn't think so.

Selina Kyle

So, when you whispered to her before she went to her uncle, what did you say?

Bruce Wayne

You wanna know what I said.

Selina Kyle

Hey, if you don't wanna tell me, I can leave...

Bruce Wayne

I told her I've never met anyone like her. That I trusted her with my life. And that I felt tied to her in a way that I couldn't explain, but wouldn't change, ever. The best liars always tell the truth.

Selina Kyle

That was true?

Bruce Wayne

Yes. Just not about her.

Alfred Pennyworth

How do we know you haven't stitched us up? I mean, you've switched sides often enough. How do we know that you're not working with Galavan now?

Selina Kyle

How do I know you're not a Martian in a rubber suit?

Selina Kyle

I think Sonny is right. You do like pain.

Bruce Wayne

When it was happening... it was like nothing else existed. Everything I've been struggling with... emptiness... and confusion... it just vanished. For the first time, in a long time, I knew I was going to be okay. I knew that whatever Sonny did to me... I could take it. That he couldn't break me. That no one can.

Selina Kyle

[sighs] Nobody's unbreakable, Bruce.

Bruce Wayne

Have you seen the news?

Selina Kyle

Walking zombies in Gotham? What's new?

Selina Kyle

Forensics guy?

Edward Nygma

Street trash girl?

Selina Kyle

You framed Gordon!

Edward Nygma

And you tried to get a reward by turning him in.

Selina Kyle

[shrugs] Yeah, well...

Selina Kyle

You okay, Butch? World getting you down?

Butch Gilzean

[sighs] Yeah, I'm fine, kid. And you're too young to be in here. Scram.

Selina Kyle

Jeesh. Just trying to be nice. [leaves]

Butch Gilzean

[to Cobblepot, about Tabitha] Just seeing her kills me, you know?

Oswald Cobblepot

Get over it. And that child just stole your wallet.

Bruce Wayne

There's something between us. You have to see that.

Selina Kyle

Rule one: Don't ever tell me what I have to do.

Bruce Wayne

So you do have feelings for me? I'm confused.

Selina Kyle

Good. [leaves]

Oh my God, you guys are a couple?

Bruce Wayne

Yes.

Selina Kyle

No.

Bruce Wayne

Wait... we're not?

Selina Kyle

I'm not talking about this right now!

Barbara Kean

So that's it. We're shutting up shop. So long, farewell, toodle-ooo.

Selina Kyle

I can't believe this!

Tabitha Galavan

[sour] I can.

Barbara Kean

All this was so I could be Ra's' eyes and ears in Gotham. He was bankrolling us, but now he's gone, so I'm pulling the plug. Help yourself to whatever.

Tabitha Galavan

So, all of this - being partners, building something together - all lies.

Barbara Kean

A sales pitch. I couldn't do it alone.

Selina Kyle

We can still spy on the jerks who come in here and get intel on jobs. We can make it work.

Barbara Kean

What, and the three of us stay together like a plucky little family? Well, how about a little parting lesson from Big Sis: In this life, you're on your own. Always.

One scratch is all it takes, Selina; and there's no antidote this time. And there's no more jumping across rooftops for little, dead Selina.

Selina Kyle

[sarcastically] I'll keep that in mind.

You're gonna have to fight me, Selina. You can't run forever.

Selina Kyle

I wasn't running. I was getting this. [she holds up the vial of Lazarus Water] This is what you're gonna use, to make all your little plants? So, I guess it's safe to say that I shouldn't drop it-

Stop, Selina. I will let you leave.

Selina Kyle

[scoffs] "Let me?" You're not gonna turn me into some geranium-type thing? That's so generous.

NO!! [pause] ... How can you side with them? All the people who hurt us. You think they're innocent... they're guilty. [she starts advancing on Selina] Every person in this city... they spew out poison! How are you not choking on it?

Selina Kyle

The only thing that I'm choking on, Ivy, is your insanity.

You shouldn't have done that. Now, you're gonna die-

Selina Kyle

Ivy, look down.

...Well.

Selina Kyle

Yeah.

So what happens now? We kill each other?

Selina Kyle

That's an option.

You always did think you were better than me-

Selina Kyle

That's not true. I was your friend. We were friends, Ivy, you said so yourself.

That was a long time ago. I'm a different person now.

Selina Kyle

This isn't what I want.

Don't get in my way again.

Bruce Wayne

What?

Selina Kyle

You're just... different.

Bruce Wayne

Different how?

Selina Kyle

Well, you were a complete douchebag to me at the club, and now you're... not.

Bruce Wayne

Listen, Selina, about that night...

Selina Kyle

Oh, no, you're not gonna try to apologize to me, are you?

Bruce Wayne

No, I just wanted to say...

Selina Kyle

Save it. [smiles, pats his cheek] Because you're probably gonna be a douchebag to me later anyway.

Bruce Wayne

[smiles] Missed you, too.