Marnie Michaels quotes from Girls

Marnie

What are you doing? What are we doing here?

I just have a friend who asked me to swing by.

Marnie

What kind of friend? Everyone here is 150 years old.

Just wait here a second, okay?

Marnie

No way.

Just wait one second.

Marnie

No fucking way. I'm not standing here alone in this dress.

All right. Suit yourself, come on. Brian, hello.

Hello, sir.

Brian, this is my fiancée, Masha.

Masha, it's a pleasure.

Uh, will you ladies excuse us for just a moment?

Of course, Brian. He buying cocaine for us to have party.

Yeah, I can see that. Out of curiosity, how old are you?

Marnie

25 and half.

Makes sense.

Okay, uh, I'm just gonna use the bathroom really quick, okay?

What's your name, darling?

Marnie

I'm Magita. Magita Perez.

Well, Magita, what would you say if I asked you to join Masha and me later upstairs? Masha? Me?

Is Brian the person I should talk to negotiate that?

Marnie

No, no, I'll handle it. I'm, uh, 300 cash, up front.

Room 1206. We'll be there by 10:30.

Marnie

Sounds good, except there's a $200 fee if I'm going above the tenth floor. I'm afraid of heights. And a hundred-dollar gown rental fee. Unless you want me to wear my jeans.

See you in an hour.

Marnie

Looking forward to it.

Marnie

I'm a fucking monster!

Hannah

So, Marnie's been fucking Desi for a full two weeks. Ray has no idea and thinks he's just in a regular in-love couple. And Marnie says that Desi cries every time they say hell or goodbye to each other, and now she and Desi are seriously considering trying anal.

Elijah

He’s not getting anything up Marnie’s ass!

Road trips and skinny dips!

Marnie

America!