Ok see I'm sorry. They did not even come up with a villain. No Freddy? No Jason? The villain is death? How lame is that? Who is seeing this movie?
Apparently we are. Many many times.
But how can they make money like that? Where's the Halloween mask? Where's the costume? How come they keep making the same stupid movie over and over again?
Cesar, thank God. We need something to put in her mouth.
Two cheeseburgers and a copy of Ziegfield's book. We are missing the Boat.
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