Well, well, if it isn't New Haven's favorite whorehound!
Is Rory here?
Yes.
Can I talk to her?
No. You can talk to me. [Opens door] What do you want to talk about? Life? Love? Common symptoms of sexually transmitted diseases? ...Rashes, sores, insanity.
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