Ah, you’re here.
And you are by far the most masculine-looking maid my parents have ever had.
It’s chaos here. The second maid called in sick, the first is busy with dinner, and your poor mother is at the hospital. Her DAR group suffered a surfeit of strokes this week.
Come again?
Three of her friends had strokes. And now she is hopping from sick bed to sick bed offering whatever comfort she can.
[they start walking to the living room]
Three DAR strokes. What’s in that water they’re drinking?
Well, a little whiskey, usually. Oh, and you’re forgetting Liesl.
What?
Our East-German maid. She was much more masculine-looking than me.
Right, the muttonchops.
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