This goes well beyond a head of lettuce, young man. The charges against your nephew are numerous. He stole the 'save the bridge' money.
He gave that back.
He stole a gnome from Babette's garden.
Pierpont was also returned.
He hooted one of my dance classes.
FFran
He took a garden hose from my yard.
AAndrew
My son said he set off the fire alarms at school last week.
I heard he controls the weather and wrote the screenplay for Glitter!
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