[as Lorelai avoids going into her father's hospital room] So, who are you going to go find now?
Stop.
How about Jimmy Hoffa? That'll keep you busy for a while.
I said stop.
You can't avoid going in that room forever.
I'm not avoiding anything. I'm going to find coffee.
The machine is jammed.
There are other machines.
Admit you're afraid.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
The truth hurts.
No, you know what hurts? Having a screwdriver jammed in the side of your head.
What? [Looks behind him and sees a person on a gurney] Oh, my God!
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