Lane and Rory in “Forgiveness and Stuff”

Lane

You have to look at what a gift says to the other person, not to you. Remember two years ago, I got my mom that perfume?

Rory

Yeah.

Lane

Okay, to me that said, "Hey Mom, you work hard, you deserve something fancy". Now to my mother, it said, "Hey Mom, here's some smelly sex juice, the kind I use to lure boys with", and resulted in me being sent to Bible camp all summer.