Rory and Lorelai in “Rory's Birthday Parties”

Rory

So, is this party Grandma's having gonna be a big deal?

Lorelai

Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbra Streisand will give her final concert…again. Now, the Pope has previous plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis and Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips.

Rory

You ask a simple question…