“Here Comes the Son” · Season 3
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (5), Rory Gilmore (3), Paris Geller (1)
"Where's the ladies room?" "More coffee, please." "Does Antonio Banderas live near here?"
We do not need to know how to say "Does Antonio Banderas live near here?"
Oh, yes, we do.
Mom.
When we're in Spain, we need to know how to say, "Does Antonio Banderas live near here?" When in France, "Does Johnny Depp live near here?"
When in Rome, "Does Gore Vidal live near here?"
You know, you look like me, yet my ways are completely lost on you.
Hm? Oh, I found that if I focus too much on one subject, I start to get a little punchy. This way, when I hit Bolshevik Revolution overload, I just shift over here and, oh, hello, Anne Boleyn is going down, and then when that gets too depressing, it's right over to calculus.
Saving the party subject for last, huh?
Unbutton your top.
What?
Teenage boys are controlled by one thing. Unbutton your top.
No.
: Well, me doing it isn't going to help any.
Paris, you need to relax. You need to stop worrying. You need to stop obsessing. You need to stop looking at my boobs.
Now no one's around, but the second I run that light, a police car, four helicopters, the Canadian mounties and the crew of Cops jump out of a dumpster and I'm toast.
Paranoid.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you, my friend.
[to Rory] Hey, you know what's weird? A lot of the kids in here are calling you a valedictorian. Is that anything like a dirty skank, 'cause if it is I'll kick their plaid butts up and down the sidewalk.
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